Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Newcastle United the new Wimbledon

Are Newcastle United the current pinacle of English Football's bad boys, Chelsea's off the field issues represent a soap opera, and they are more a gang of rent boys than a gang of thugs. Newcastle on the other hand have issues.
Heres the current charge sheet:
Captain Steven Taylor hospitalised for two nights with a broken jaw after training ground fight with Andy Carroll.
Owner Mike Ashley has been accused of using slave and child labour in his sports wear factories.
He also named the stadium Sports Direct @ St. James' Park.
Fabricio Coloccini was stolen as a child by AC Milan from Argentina.
Fitz Hall was in the movie Fifth Element, (not a bad movie)
Joey Barton - to list his issues would fill the Royal Albert Hall ten times over.
Danny Simpson was sold by Manchester United to Newcastle due to concerns his private life was impacting on his development as a footballer.
Alan Smith - one of the premier leagues most prolific foulers and has been sent off 7 times. His worst crime however is that in 67 games for newcastle he is yet to score a league goal.
Andy Carroll is currently on bail in relation to an alledged act of violence.
Nile Ranger has issues and once spent time in a young offenders institution.

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