Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Ashley Cole: Back to the future 4

Ashley Cole was recently caught speeding and banned from driving, it was alledged he was doing 104mph in a 50 zone. Part of his defence was that speed gun was inacurate.
We can reveal that Ashley Cole was in fact telling the truth.
He was as claimed doing 80mph, We know this becuase he was at the time aiming for 88mph at which point he would have travelled back to the future style through time.
The reason behind this time travel attempt was to meet John Terry at the home of Wayne Bridge's girlfriend, not becuase Cole is a patriot and could see the damage it would do to team morale in a world cup year, but becuase he wanted to join in.

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